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sux the fat end of my fuck stick
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1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.
2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.
"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;
Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"
Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"
Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"
Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."
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Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.
Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.
Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.
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When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.
"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."
"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
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When you have been used multiple times by people
This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “
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