spoiling a suprise by bringing up that suprise in conversation because youre inatentive or are a b***.
we should make a rainbow cake for you guys. (and that is after you walk in with one for them)Rainbow Caking#1
when your the best at a game world wide
Joe-bro im top 1 ww(world wide)
John- nah wdym your a random and your ass
Easy As 1, 2, 3: going to get a drink, after the name of a speakeasy in northern Michigan.
How’re you getting through the new administration? Easy as 1, 2, 3!
1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick
Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch
When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.
*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."
During fellatio. Your partner pushes up your testicles. Then proceeds to put both your penis and testicles in her mouth. When all 3 are in she proceeds to deep throat you to climax.
Dude! My girl gave me a 3 For 1 Special last nite! I thought that I died and my soul left my body.