An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture
"Hey Chrissy bear!"
" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"
" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"
"What the fuck"
gummy bears soaked in alcohol, mostly liquor, preferably rum
wow these rummy bears are really strong. i feel like i just took a shot!
The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo
These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.
''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
a phrase commonly used by austin trevizo. what does it mean? idk. when you say this use a cowboy southern accent tho
“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”