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Benedoop Splish-n-Splash

Similar to 'Benedict Cumberbatch', Benedoop Splish-n-Splash is an incorrect pronunciation taking place from a different galaxy, known by all.

'Todd, that UFO has a Benedoop Splish-n-Splash in it!'

by Benedoop Splish-n-Splash March 5, 2016


In 'N' Out Drive-Thru

Medical vernacular for a colonoscopy (colon) and an upper endoscopy (stomach) performed in one visit to the doctor -- aka the "spit roast."

My gastroenterologist thought it would be a good idea to check both my stomach and my colon, so I had to go in for an In 'N' Out Drive-Thru last week. Came back clean. Are you overdue for yours?

by FitofPeak2 January 22, 2022


Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.

Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022


N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?

Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!

by Swamy swimwamlitts December 17, 2020


Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

by ballpitshit June 19, 2022


surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016


Hot Plate n Chill

A quiet one flakey one with the boys n a microwave can’t be more than 3 halves

I’ve had a long week gonna have a hot plate n chill only 2 bags

by Womp10 January 22, 2021