The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years

Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .

Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST

-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21