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cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?
Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.
Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.
News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.
The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.
when one (or multiple) people take part in smoking of the penjimin they go to a place of laughter and nostalgia
wanna take a trip to penjimin city?
When you get a bunch of guys that piss on you, and then shit on you whilst singing karaoke. As the song is about to finish you cum
Me and my friends like to joy city eachother on a Saturday night out.
An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.
City of Badgers is late to his stream again.
This is when you pay a prostitute for sex. When she demands money and you don’t have it, there’s a phone call. That’s why the guy walks in. It is not fun from here. He basically just beats your ass until you have money. Gotta figure it out.
Hey Spen! Iwas trying to load up two prostitues and stiff them for the cash. Then some big bald bubble head came in and gave me The Panama City Shakedown. So he’s got a gun in my ass right now and I need 30 bucks...