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Maria Jose

The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.

Maria Jose: my name is Maria Jose
Person: that’s such a unique name!

by Sike bitch November 8, 2020

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.

Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it

by jordanair November 4, 2019

50πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve

Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool

by DarviL August 29, 2020


maria isabelle

Maria Isabelle is a cool and chill person. she doesn't talk that much and likes boys who are older than her. kind of a creep but is rlly nice.. she is also rlly prit! good person and loves her friends and family. if you mess her up she'll fucking get you back and beat your ass up- good artist as well

Maria Isabelle is cool.

by Kipland November 19, 2017

29πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.

"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."

by Spanish_Eyes August 19, 2011

99πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


maria fernanda

Maria Fernanda is the coolest persom you'll ever meet. She can be weird and awkward sometimes but you can always count on her no matter what.
She has the sweetest smile and the most beautiful hair ever!

Maria fernanda : best friend

by fliphsy January 8, 2014

276πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Maria Cristina

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, when she walks the sun will shine on her , when she sleeps the moon sleeps with her.

Incredible beauty,
Loving,
Overly Caring,
Very pretty,
Excellent manners,
Undying charms.

All a woman desires.

Stephen loves Maria Cristina.

by Riogwapo June 7, 2021