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AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY IF YOU KNOW A AN KHUE ITS HER DAY TODAY USE THIS DAY TO CELEBRATE AN KHUE
“April 26 is a very important day” “how so?” “ITS AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY DUH”
April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours
I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26
February 26 is the day where you give or get head
Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”
If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.
You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen
Get karma on your best friends ex
February 26 is the day the girls get revenge for their best friend.
Timmy // sup
Alice // stay away from my bestie you THEIF too bad she’s all mine now
Early bird day. Wake up earlier and do everything early.
Damn girl your early today (February 26)