Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

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Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

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Snail time

When time seems to slow down to such a degree that days become weeks, and weeks become months. Often experienced when missing someone.

Since I met you, my watch has been on snail time!

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African Snail

the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner

After the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an African Snail on him to repay him.

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Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.

The young lady left a snail trail across the living room.

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Little snail

Term of endearment for someone especially cute; usually spoken in exaggeratedly high-pitched sleepy voice.

"You can be a little snail!"

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Mystery Snail

a good for nothin,non algea eating cool lookin snail that multiplies.

I have a mystery snail for a pet...but since it's lazy...I had to clean the spongebob all by myself.

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