Someone who looks vaguely dateable on Instagram but looks like a total minger in real life
Friend: Yo I'm dating Abby!
Me: Ew, she's kind of an instagram 6, I advise you not to
A bitch named Jade who posts herself with her slutty clothes
Did you see that Instagram thot
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Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Porn.
Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.
That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
The unit of weight for a hipster.
That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.
Nice Job Jake!