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when ever some one yells knee mail and knees you in the snatch or ass or dick
joe:knee mail ..........
tyler:oww shit what was that for bitch
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Derives from the game "Metal Gear Solid 2"
it means "Mission Failed". which is used as a derogative term to slander someone/ someones argument that they've put forward in a debate, it is both patronizing and shows that you're putting an end to the argument.
Considered to be part of l33t sp33k. Gaming slang. Often used as the end of a sarcastic comment.
Oh yeah!! i forgot Lilly Allen does write good lyrics!! ......Fission Mailed.
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Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.
I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.
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Stuff that pisses me off most of the time unless i get porn.
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E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...
*Pause*
*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!
Alternatively...
Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.
*Pause*
*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
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A phone call, usually from a co-worker, who calls to tell you he/she sent 'just you an email' in order to make sure you received it and then proceeds to tell you everything in the email.
(phone ringing)
James: Ugh. It's Kathy-with-a-K calling to tell me about the email that just popped in the corner of my screen. What a waste of time.
Cathy-with-a-C: She loves her some pho-mails, dun't she?
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Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.
Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
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