National SOCIAL MEDIA DAY. Talk nice with everybody in social media
Social media:hey
Bob: hey, what day it’s today?
Social media:it’s me day June 30
in December 30 we all are cowboys .
farah: pedro, happy birthday! you are a cowboy today!
pedro: then ride my horse!
in December 30 we all are cowboys
national slap a bitch day 😈💯😮 💨❤️ 🩹
Example:
hoe: hey bae! todays december 30th!
real nigga: yeah, national slap a bitch day! *beats the fuck out of this stupid little hoe ass bitch that probably fucks 53 gigachads everyday on my all my niggas loc fuck yall niggas loc yall all bitches and ill slap every single one of you hoe ass opp ass niggas today*
October 30 is the day to annoy your tallest and shortest friend. Pick up your short friend and ask dumb questions to your talk friend. If it is you, too bad!
Annabelle- “Hi Lily and Ava guess what day it is?!?”
LILY- “What?!?”
Annabelle- “October 30, ya know, tall and short friend day”
Ava - “ Oh no!!!! Run Lily!”
Annabelle- “How is the weather up there Ava”
a day where you can be dumb as shit and no one can judge you for it
“ur so dumb”
“ya! but it’s october 30 so you can’t say anything...”
Me: sksksksksk and I oop
Emo:what are you doing?
Me:it’s October 30
Oh my got it’s October 30th, give me that fucking back of mozzarella