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Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk
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A billy bad ass. The bad ass adores his princess. He can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream
I need that Parker Jay to mount me tonight
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A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .
Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline
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The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!
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She is the biggest snake in the whole world. She always steals Elyssa's jokes as her own. Everyone is annoyed by her all the time. Everyone pretends to be her friend when they actually hate her. She always annoying and doesn't stop talking. She thinks she's funny but in reality she 's really not. She just loves to stir up drama and get mad for no reason. And she thinks she's all that when shes really just not. AVOID ISABELS AT ALL COSTS. Another little side note is that they are usually dumb blondes
"Man, that girl was so annoying, she reminded me of an Isabel Parker."
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Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
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A person who loves Linkin Park.
That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.
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