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Slang for trailer park.
Hey Bubba! 'member them times in our childhood abusement park?
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Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.
Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.
Manager:
We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.
What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?
HR Manager:
Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
Employee:
I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.
Manager:
That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
HR Manager:
I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?
Employee:
You should know. You told me.
HR Manager:
This isn't about me.
Employee:
It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.
Is there any point in continuing this discussion?
HR Manager & Manager
No
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the guitar pedal wah wah is a cool effect, however some players use it more than their amps! (*cough*Kirk Hammett*cough)
Kirk: thats a cool rhythm section!
James : thanks do a solo!
*Kirk is so focused on the wah-wah pedal that he forgets to use his left hand*
Lars: whatta wah wah abuser
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A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:
-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!
Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
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man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!
Completely destroying the ass with either a huge 17 inch dick or 2 fists and a foot.
Girl: Geez Timmy thats anal abuse
Timmy: No it's not, I only have 1 fist in you.
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When a child does abuse to another child
Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear
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