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A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
Hot girls or that's who get wasted and start to act slutty when drinking Bacardi rum
That girl is a true Bacardi Barbie
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A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.
Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...
Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.
Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.
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To place a peice of meat, normally a nice prawn, on a barbecue. Used as a common saying in Australia.
Bloke 1. "Oi mate, chuck another shrimp on the barby im bloody hungry"
Bloke 2. "No worries cobber...ah shit, the barbys cactus mate, she aint gona cook to well on ere, we'll have to get the backup barby out mate."
Bloke 1: "No worries mate, do what ya gota do i just need that tucker in me now cob. Cheers mate, want another beer mate?"
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A beautiful girl with a ghetto attitude!!
She's so pretty but acts hood. She's like a ghetto barbie!
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We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.
Pretty and useless.
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A nickname for the C4 (1984-1996) Chevrolet Corvette, due to it being the same style Corvette that Mattel gave Barbie and the fact it is a less desirable and "cheaper" Corvette than most other Corvette body styles.
fred: Hey, I saw a Corvette today for sale
Charlie: What year?
Fred: I don't know, it was a Barbie Vette
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