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The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.
Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.
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Used to say how person can be so non receptive
Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
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Pressing the garage door opener just within range of home, and with perfect timing, in order to facilitate a 'slow roll' of your car inside the garage, thereby avoiding obligatory social interaction with annoying neighbors. As soon as the car is fully inside the garage, the opener is immediately pressed again from within the car to close the garage door, before the engine is even cut.
"Yeah, I'm just getting home now. Looks like my douchebag neighbors are out talking to my other douchebag neighbors, so I'm going to 'Bat Cave It'."
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When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.
Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.
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When your scrotal sack sticks to your inner thigh due to humidity or rigorous activity.
It's so hot today , I'll be bat wingin by 9 A.M.
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1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.
Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...
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a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.
"im gonna fucking twat bat u"
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