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To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.
Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
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peppa pig with the dang meme frog on her head
Dang peppa the frog won the meme war
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On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.
Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.
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Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.
-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"
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Dancing with disjointed movement
At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!
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A stinky frog is when you are doing a girl doggystyle, then you leapfrog over her and fart in her face
"you should have seen that girls face after I gave her the stinky frog!"
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It's your worst nightmare...the jamster frog!
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