When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.
we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her
When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.
"That chick gave me a total "power bend."
Staying up through the night until sunrise on the piss and gear.
I just got a bag should we bend thru?
After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
Basically someone who's really epic
Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend
Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend