Brian Badonde

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Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

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Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

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Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

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Brian May

Brian May is the guitarist of the British rock band Queen. Brian started a band in 1968 with the name Smile and the members were Brian May (of course), Roger Taylor, and Tim Staffell. The band was then renamed Queen in 1970. Brian May continued his career as a guitarist even after the death of Freddie Mercury in 1991 and John Deacon's retirement in 1997. He, along with Roger Taylor, continue to perform along with Adam Lambert.

Brian May also has a degree in Astrophysics and has authored many books.

Brian May is the guitarist of Queen.

Big Brian

A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.

Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”

brian griffin

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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

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Brian Dawkins

Safety of the Denver Broncos. Dawkins previously spent a 13-year tenure with the Philadelphia Eagles before the front office decided to fag it all up and give him away.

Brian Dawkins will forever be a green and white Eagle

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Brian Rosenthal

Widely known for playing Professor Quirrell in A Very Pooter Musical(AVPM) and Seamus Finnigan in A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS). He is very awkward but very sexy. Has an amazing voice.

Friend #1: I am going to marry Brian Rosenthal one day.

Friend #2: No I am, you look better with Joe Walker anyways.

Friend #1: Fine

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brian harvey

Stealth sexual act. To sneak into a persons bedroom and fondle their face whilst they are unconscious as described in the lines "I touch your face while you are sleeping" sang by Brian Harvey in the East 17 Christmas number one single 'stay now'

Example 1

Edward: I secretly love my flatmate so I hide then 'Brian Harvey' her most nights.
Paul : Has she ever woken up?
Edward : No
Paul : Result

Example 2

Derek drank so much gin last night he passed out on the floor so we all gave him a 'Brian harvey'.... with our COCKS!!!!