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Infrastructural arson.
"Don't be burning bridges, one day you'll want to cross a river and see a charred hulk of one"
When a girl and a guys pubes touch during sexual intercourse
"Yo dude I just formed the cotton bridge with that bitch."
A movie about mental illness and schizophrenia.
1:Have you seen Bridge to Terabethia ?
2:Yeah that's a really good movie that talks about schizophrenia
When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female
Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.
Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?
The two way overpass that takes a man from the vag to the asshole
you dont want an example of the biffins bridge
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Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
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