bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

Bong Rage

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

Shong-Bong

A morph of the words Shong a long and Bong which mean Penis and Drug container but mainly points at marijuana or drugs in general. Shong-Bong means Dick Drug which is Viagra.

John: Helen did you see my Shong-Bong?
Helen: I threw it out
John: Damnit Helen

Dropped The Bong

Similar to dropped the ball. Dropping the bong occurs when you fail to do something you were in charge of doing because you were high.

Did you turn in the rent check today?' "Oops, I dropped the bong on that one!

Carat bong

Carat bong is the light stick of the famous Korean group Seventeen!! Known as the prettiest and most shinny light stick everr

- : what's your favorite kpop light stick?

- : hey,what kind of question is this?? OF COURSE SEVENTEEN'SS CARAT BONG

Carat bong is a light stick by seventeen

Bong Vibes

A Bong vibe is a vibe you get from certain(s) object that look like a bong.
Your mind transforms objects that look like it

“I’m getting BONG VIBES from A candle”
“I’m getting BONG VIBES from my dick”

savings bong

a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.

"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."