try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

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Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

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buy here pay here

1. A slogan used by car dealerships (or in some cases furniture store) that regularly use predatory loan practices to entice low income earning or individuals with bad credit to enter into high interest rate loans (10% apr on the low end, usually in the neighborhood of 25%). They do this because they unfairly assume the applicants will not be able to pay the loan off so they attempt to extract as much interest as they can from the applicant.
These dealerships also prey heavily on junior enlisted servicemembers, as they know they can definetely have at least 1800 dollars a month they can spend on a car, and get paid regularly. They also rely on the fact that many junior enlisted "boots" make terrible financial decisions.

2. Can be used as a name for the actual store.

1. "Here at Bob's Used Auto Emporium we finance everyone! Good credit, bad credit, no credit we will get YOU in a ride today! Buy here pay here!"

2. Private First Class Jenkins, "Hey man check out this new Camaro I bought! 2015 v6 with 70k miles, only paid 15k!"

Jenkin's Squad leader, "JFC boot.... how much is the interest on it?"

Jenkins,"Ummm, like 23 percent I think?"

SL, "You went to one of those Buy Here Pay Here places didn't you?"

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money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

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Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

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how much you buy

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

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