‣ Verb
- To consume, to be fooled (more commonly used in a sports setting) or to initiate intimacy .
Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
“He did some crazy sidestep and I chowed!”
“Oan chowed his babes.”
“I chowed his food!”
Eating pussy or dick
The girl don't wanna chow me dawg
This nigga ain't doing no chowing
When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.
"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"
u wanna go on urban dictionary? sure i consent to that. Thanks isaac chow!
wanna smoke some smokey chow pow poff while watching jojo's bizzare adventure heard giorno drank some guys piss
A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"