A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.
Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.
Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.
"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"
The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass
Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr
Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night
You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.
The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.
My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.
Somebody put a Cleveland Pacifier in this bitch’s mouth.