Random
Source Code

Bill Clinton

An amazing president with a less than amazing marriage.

Bill Clinton signed many laws that helped Americans in the Oval Office. He also fucked Monica Lewinsky in there.

by sahdood December 13, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hillary clinton

The candidate that redneck conservatives love to hate, but don't know why.

The only candidate who has the support of the US military, and can actually bring the troops home and end King George's war. Has received more money and more support than any other candidate, democratic or republican.

Has a healthcare system designed to provide insurance coverage to EVERY American, but which is completely optional.

END "No Child Left Behind", another one of Mr. Bush's fuck-ups

Give marital rights to same-sex couples, has legislation that will allow you to give 'rights' to your mother, brother, life-partner, etc.

Fucking redneck: I HATE HILLARY!!
Someone who actually reads: Why?
Fucking redneck: Because. . . . uhhh . . . I HATE HILLARY!
Someone who actually reads: Yeah, that's what I thought

No one quite knows why they hate Hillary Clinton, they just hate her because it's the popular thing to do.

Got experience?

Read a book, you fucking rednecks.

by crzyhifi February 19, 2008

493๐Ÿ‘ 1216๐Ÿ‘Ž


bill clinton

this biggest ass in america besides marcos (guy who left 2nd definition)
Not only did the idiot cheat on his wife hillary (or should i say husband?) by recieving it orally, he also didnt give a damn about cuba pointing nuclear weapons at America (were lucky we didnt get bombed)
Bill is responsible for saddam having weapons of mass destruction when Bill thought it would be "rude" 2 search Iraq
because of him, saddam still had nukes and with them bombed the world trade centers

How do people talk about how bad Bush is when our last president was Bill Clinton?

by lemonpartyfan April 5, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Clinton

To deny something to the grave.

Everyone knows he cheated on her with Sheila but he's going to Bill Clinton it to the end.

by Al Joshalot August 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hillary Clinton

HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT OR THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. she is a smart strong woman and she would make an excellent president. I WOULD VOTE FOR MRS CLINTON IN A SECOND. WE NEED A FEMALE DEMOCRAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Vote for hillary clinton next election, we need a woman president,.

by Bush sucks February 24, 2005

254๐Ÿ‘ 614๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hillary Clinton

New York Senator who will, much to the surprise of bigotrous sexist Right-wing fascists, easily snag the 2008 Democratic nomination, go on to crush the Republican nominee, become an even more effective and successful leader than her husband, and make all the Barry Goldwater disciples finally realize that no, most Americans will never think like them and they need to get over themselves and figure out how to live in mainstream 21st-century American society.

"She whould would make a good President" --John McCain, Republican of Barry Goldwaterland.

by jo March 10, 2005

191๐Ÿ‘ 459๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Clinton

a president who had a good forgein policy and helped the ecnomy get back on its feet.he also had sex with that bitch monica. they say thats pimp but i think its nasty because that bitch was ugly seriously well thats just my opion because i would never fuck that bitch. an odd thing about clinton is that he had conservitive ideas and liberal ideas which he used in his economic policys.

he raised taxes to help the ecnomy grow to make labor strong and he also had some welfare cuts and he tried to put in a sysstem where inssurence companys tookover healthcare.

by johnyhoff March 5, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž