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When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.
Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
Partaking in sexual activity while at work.
"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"
An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.
That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."
Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"
From /u/Hawkwise83
You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?
grind hard on the weekdays and get those results before you cut loose on the weekend
Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.