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A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
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Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.
Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.
Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!
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The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.
Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.
A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.
"What happened to Joe, the ambulance just took him off the field. He got caught counting change"
A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
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A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.
I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.
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