Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

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carnival cruise

the best damn thing ever. go on the destony. room 7-195 is the best. there are fucking hot guys on there june the 4th 2010. port of miami then i went to jamica then ochois rios.

carnival cruise

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italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

Dominican cruise liner

A vessel or vehicle used to smuggle in immigrants into the United States. A boat could be used by hiding in a container box for the journey. Or a truckload of bananas is another example as one may height crossing the Mexican border to make it to the promised land. Where the promise of welfare programs, and Pres. Obama sponsored free phones awaits usually the bottom of the barrel of citizens.

Jose made it in on a Dominican cruise liner.

The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

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cruise missile

a gay warhead

look at that bent bastard cruising around Baghdad

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Booze Cruise

A booze crusie is where teens on holiday go for fun. They get complete strangers to do sexual positions with each other to get drink. They get complely drunk and give people blow jobs and tit sucks.

Hey you coming onto a Booze Cruise. were gonna get smashed.

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