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That stuff that wakes you up in the mornings
Which twat turned the natural light on? Was it you again, God?
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like a wing walk, but fucking.
fancy joining the outdoor mile high club?
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look at that bent bastard cruising around Baghdad
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A utensil for storing marijuana.
Oi bitch, pass me the pot pot, I'm gonna get spaced.
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A shooting implement made from pure mohair.
Hand over the money you bank telling fuck, I'm carrying a loaded hairpiece!
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A small white plastic storage case in which ladies of the night keep their earnings.
"Wot you mean you only got fifty notes in ya hoe bag tonight? Take that (slap!) ya slack bitch!"
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fuck I'm starving, rustle me up a cunnilingus darling!
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