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The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.
I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.
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I believe in one mexican
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of drugs and taco bell
of all that is, visible and unvisible.
I believe in one Lord, el goblino
the only Son of drugs,
The only begotten son of the mexican,
taco bell from taco bell, baja blast from baja blast,
true cono from true cono,
begotten, not made,
of one essence with the cartel.
By whom all drugs and taco bells were made
and without him was not anything in heaven
or mexico made.
he came down from heaven:
Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven.
Was made mexican and was incarnate from the Holy Spirit and from Holy Virign Mary.
Became mexican, was crucified For our sake in the days of Pontius Pilate;
suffered, died,was buried
And he rose from the dead on the third day as written
in the holy Scriptures;
ascended in glory into mexico
sat at the right hand of his baja blast
and will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
We believe in the taco bell the life giving tacos
who proceeded from the mexico we worship and glorify Him with the father and the son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
Who was spoken through the mexicans.
And we believe in one holy taco bell.
And we believe in one baptism in the baja for the remission of sins.
and we wait for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life to come,
world without end
in the name of el goblino los drugs y los taco bell santos
amen
El Goblino Del Coño is our lord and savior.
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Spitting on your fans.
Following Lana Del Rey`s second concert cancellation in a row just a week before when it was supposed to be held as part of a Festival in Israel.
The official reason for the cancellation was due to the fact that she wanted to perform on the Palestinian side as well but couldn't arrange it (Yea, cause most Gazans usually listen to Lana Del Rey after attending mosque, yiishhh).
Dude, did you hear? Elton John just Lana Del Reyd his Greek fans removing his concert in Athens from the tour.
Man, yesterday's Metallica's concert was a total Lana Del Reying, they played for merely 60 minutes and didn't even come back for encore
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People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.
Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.
person whose lungs will last no longer than 2 days.
x: hey are you a lana del rey fan?
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz
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a virgin who plays arma 3 and thinks hes cool cause hes a del rey with a booter.
he has a very strange accent and laugh, what a guy
12 Year Old: get fragged sam wannister
Sam Del Rey/Lannister: Say bye to your internet you fat fuck
Marina Del Rey is a seaside community, founded by Marina Diamandis, also known as Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey when those two godesses descended from heaven. That's where the name comes from. It's also known as heaven itself, so says founder Lana Del Rey in her song Video Games: "Heaven is a place on earth with you." With "you", she refers to her partner Marina. Another proof for their liaison and their divineness was given on February 21th, 2017 when Lana tweeted the word "Angel" to Marina.
"Do you think I will go to heaven?""Yes, I believe you will be sent to Marina Del Rey."
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