em dash

A rare type of dash rarely seen outside of Microsft Word. It is generated by a secret key-combination. In many cases em dashes can be seamlessly connected to make a line (Urban Dictionary is one exception).

Can you make a dash—an em dash?

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fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

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Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs

"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

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rack em

1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.

1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.

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dodge em

The roll of flesh that one sees when a female wears a top that shows her bear midriff. That roll of flesh resembles a bumper on a dodge-em car.

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Get Em

Usually is said at the end at a person who keeps getting roasted until the climax roast ends with a scream.

Roaster: Your hair look waterproof

Crowd: OH! Get Em
Roaster: (continues to Roast the victim)

ems goths

The biggest bunch of fools on the entire internet. They are a bunch of 20 year old morons who have nothing better to do than 'educate' people about the Goth subculture on neopets.com, complain about people using the xmas tree emoticon on the neoboards and look down on anyone they feel is not 'intelligent' enough to join their little group. And intelligence these days is apparently based on knowledge of Goth Rock bands, it seems. Hopefully one day they will tire of giving people ridiculous credibility tests, get offline, and actually do something with their lives.

'U CANT USE DAT TREE COZ ITS DA GOTH TREE!!!!111'
'NAME ME 7 GOTH BANDS OR ILL CALL U A POSER!!!!11'
'The ems goths are actually pretty lame, when you think about it.'

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