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All that is holy and sacred in the Marine Corps. Thursday night when we all drink and laugh at the stupid boots running around the barracks with their mops and brooms.
Traditionally the drunker we get the more they clean, sometimes all night until the next morning's inspection. (Or until we pass out, which ever happens first) However in light of the large volume of pussies that have become Marines in recent years, "Field Day" as been regulated (actually raped) and turned into a pathetic half ass coast guard "general clean up."
The result of too many Marines crying and whinnying to their mothers about how unfair it is. (see also hazing & p.t. for more examples)
Now we must come up with new and more innovative ways of making the shower shoes suffer...
Me: "Hey sh*thead stop falling out of the run
Sh*thead: I can't help it, I'm too fat and lazy to keep up
Me: That's fine, I'll get it back during "Field Day" tonight
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tripping on lsd or any hallucinogen during school hours
Joe went on a field trip without the rest of his class, NAH'M SAYIN?
Dude.
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Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.
oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across)
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When you don't have time to take a shower and you use a wet wipe or wash cloth to clean up after taking a no. 2.
I knew it was going to be a while before I could take a shower, so I decided to Field Clean it.
Kyle didn't have time to shower, so he spit on some T.P. and field cleaned it.
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A healthy boner and/or erection.
Dude, I totally got a field grimace when I watched Thora Birch take her shirt off in American Beauty.
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When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D:
"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.
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An accumulation of frothy period blood on pubic hair.
"She had the strawberry fields last night after we were done having sex."
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