Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

Bone Pony

any poser guy can be a Bone Pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their balls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring Vin Diesel.

Check out that N*Sync clone over there...what a Bone Pony!

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G-pony

G-pony is a true gangsta and usually a member of the 6am drinking club.

Girl: damn I can't believe we stayed up playing beer pong until 6am again...
Guy: I know were some f***ing g-pony's

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Craigslist pony

exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.

Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!

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ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

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pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.

in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations

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