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An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.
Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...
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A group of 10 or more homosexuals daisy chained dick to ass in a circle while dancing the bunnyhop, or any other follow-the-leader type dance. Usually involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, jam bands, and hippie events without state funded supervision.
If you get lost near Haight-Ashbury on acid, watch out you don't get wrangled into a San Francisco ferris wheel like what happened to Ralph. It's been three weeks and he's still sore.
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Hippie guy: "Dude, I was at burning man, man. I got involved in a San Franciso ferris wheel. It was like, soooo liberating for my ass, man.."
White collar: "Say,you sound like a guy who likes to try new things. Would you be interested in helping us with some tests? We'd pay you.."
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A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
Justin gave Dennis a San Francisco ice rink.
A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...
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when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.
Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.
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