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A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
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They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.
Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"
Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"
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When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.
An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into
Man I just bought a “fuck me silly,” and shit was it too tight👌🏽👈🏽💦💯
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high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford
Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!
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used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.
Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.
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(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
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