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Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

by ZenTam July 19, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me in da ASS

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.

Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.

by Da bitch you fucked last night January 18, 2016


Fuck me silly

An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into

Man I just bought a โ€œfuck me silly,โ€ and shit was it too tight๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ

by Fmsly December 15, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford

Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

180๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 August 20, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


holy dumb fuck me

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.

Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž