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the best FIFA online virtual pro team (that doesnt use all players). Enjoy winning cups and van der Vaarting. #earlyandoften
the swag generals beat the gunners again... no suprise.
Guy1: are you good at fifa.
Guy2: i play for the Swag Generals.
Guy1: you must be chill then.
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getting stupider each generation which is what we are now.
The next generation are dipshits
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The generation of children born in the 0's (as in 2008 or 2009) that will O (as in owe). AKA Gen-O
Man these Generation O kids will be paying for our bail-out for hundreds of years... what? O, yes I'd like foam on my latte.
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This is the open court of opinion where the more notoriety or popularity you gain the more judgmental accusations you will have to endure. Gain that notoriety by succeeding financially and you will become the target of "THE INCREDIBLE ACCUSATION INDUSTRY" This opinionated part of society regards themselves as having the military rank of a "GENERAL" and the wisdom of GOD. Their main objective is to attack any private industry with money. Once you enlist and go public you will be instructed who to hate and why you should hate them. This group makes up the majority and they will attack anyone and everyone who wishes to remain private. The accusation will be that you are not doing or paying what the majority perceives as your fair share. This is the opinion even if you are giving everything that you agreed to give. Meeting your obligations will never be enough because responsibility does not mean the same thing to them as it does to you. They will call you irresponsible and deny that it is a not guilty verdict.
The General Public called me irresponsible so I thanked them for setting me free of the blame. I would not wish to face the punishment for being responsible for every accusation they make. The largest occupational block in the USA was Drivers, but now it is unqualified whistleblowers who established the religious cult of the car at the federal level. Try competing with that cult financially without a Licence to drive.
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When a father takes his son into the shower with him, and the son sees his father's dick and remembers it forever. A method of making your son always think you are better than him.
I can't fight my dad, when I was 5 we took a generational shower and I know he is more man than me.
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The Court General can be found at any local gym or rec center. There is at least one in every pick-up game that gets going at the basketball court. This tool will not only be on your team, he will also hog the ball roughly 85% of the time, and won't hesitate to bark unintelligible orders at complete strangers on their team because of their great knowledge of the game. Amazingly, every time they play with others, they are having "the worst game of their lives," which they will yell after missing a shot as if that sort of thing never happens to them. Expect them to air-ball at least three 3-pointers and probably be on the losing side.
Steve: Our team might have won, but i had a guy on mine who shot 0-18 and didn't pass it to anyone. He sucked ass.
Gary: Court General, huh? They're the worst.
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The opposite of a power bottom, a person who performs the penetrative action during sex.
He rocks my world. He's an amazing dick-general.
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