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Lovely road in beautiful SURREY village of Lingfield
Lingfield is full of gentleman and kind people
I would love to be able to move from Kent to Grove Road, Lingfield
A place where it is easy to get hot ass girlfriends.
im gonna go to oak grove elementary to get me a smokin' hot prom date!
friend: hey what school do you go to
Me: Ghetto Grove
Very Sexy Man with big willy and super shlong massive bum
russ: "i want to fuck theo grove"
brody: "kill yourself"
Devin Groves can only be described as the "penultimate faggot." He is such an active enjoyer of the male genitalia, and will actively hunt you down if you happen to possess. By the time you have read this, he may already be "cumming". Run.
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, IT'S DEV-"
Guy 1 instantly perished due to all the life force being sucked out through his cock and balls by Devin.
Basically, devin groves is a mega faggot.
by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Spencer Groves is an American Baseball player and Internet Personality. Born July 18th, 2006 Groves (at 16 years old) is a dominant force on the mound
“Spencer Groves pitched well today”
“Yeah!”