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A Legendary white nigger. Who is hot as hell and has a 25cm Cock. Paul-Henri has a higher IQ than Albert Einstein.
Paul-Henri is not fat he is muscular with pretty nipples. Be careful if you see him on the bus as he may ask you if you want to listen to Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba.
HOT CHICKS WITH DD TITIS:"OH DO YOU SEE PAUL-HENRI I WANT TO MAKE THE SICKO MODE IN MY MO BAMBA WITH HIM".
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1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.
2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)
3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.
4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.
5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.
6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.
7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.
I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?
I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.
Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?
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Henry Hentai is a big weeb. He watches hentai all day and night long. He always denies it even when you see it in his history. Henry hentai makes up many lies like "my brother watched it" when we see his history.
Hentai Henry is cool.
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Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.
"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"
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The sweetest cat name ever! The first of many kids to come. Known for scratching and whining a lot when watching Grease the movie. Loves to play and is at times very lovable. But other times can act retarded-ly.
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henrie zee
The perfect child. Won three track state events for Colorado. Got into middle school All State Choir for Colorado 2 years in a row. Known for shouting ‘Bo, Bo, Bo’ with geography enthusiast and local good boy Zach ‘The Whopper’ Rojo. Also known for almost winning Scripps National Spelling Bee. Ladies, get ready to flirt, ‘cause as of recently he’s single! Henry got into District Honor Choir as well as District Band. Got into A Capella for Sunset Middle School. He should be president.
That kid’s a real Henry Stauch.
to go half in on buying an eighth of weed. (henry the VIII)
Hey bro I don't have enough money, wanna go halfers-on-a-henry