rusty iron

The lowest music record sales certification. Like how an album is considered "Gold" if it sells 500,000 copies, an album is officially "rusty iron" once it sells 1,000 copies.

Kevin Federline tries to brag about his music career by claiming his debut album went 16x rusty iron.

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Iron Head

An excelent song by Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne.

Iron head... cru-ci-fy you!

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iron maiden

A current heavy metal band.

Iron Maiden's best song is "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

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iron triangle

Naval academy phrase used to describe a dating scenario in which a midshipman is sleeping with three different women at one time:
1) In the Walls (a girl in the Naval Academy)
2) Over the Walls (a girl located in Annapolis or nearby, but not in the Naval Academy)
3) Back Home (in the midshipman's home town)

Now that Frank is fucking that townee, he's completed his Iron Triangle!

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Norn Iron

Shortened colloquial form of Northern Ireland

Here mate, I was on haliday in Spain and ran into these fit birds from back home. They were so excited to see someone from Norn Iron they sucked me off there and then.

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homo-ironic

adjective, from homosexual + dramatic irony: when everyone realizes that you're gay...except YOU.

Did you see Wes trying to pick up chicks at the bar last night? He was wearing a "Cats" sweatshirt and gushing about the new Ricky Martin CD. Tragically homo-ironic.

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Iron Hymen

n. A woman's staunch dedication to abstinence before marriage, or a reference to her "enrollment" in the Iron Hymen program.

n. A parody website, URL ironhymen.com, sister site to sexisforfags.com, perpetrating to be part of the White House's Youth Purity office. It lists an oath that one must take and follow to stay abstinent until marriage. They also sell cool t-shirts.

Watch out, boys! Thanks to Iron Hymen, you ain't NEVER gonna get inside my baby cave!

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