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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023


satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use January 31, 2011


my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.

My pepe itches.

by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019


Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020


Public Place Itches

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

by CBer361 May 31, 2023


Brawler's Itch

The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.

Friend 1: Why are you making fists?

Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch

by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023


do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 19, 2011