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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…
Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
A term for uncensored blood. Also simply ketchup
Person 1: bleeds
Person 2: Oh my god there is red ketchup everywhere!
Person 3:yes, i like ketchup.
Person 4: the blood is not censored