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A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.
Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.
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Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
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A queer's sock hit by lightning. What the hell did you think?
Person 1: you're such a lightning queer sock
Person 2: wait....what?
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Grabbing penis, squeezing it hard, and going really fast.
"Hey baby, next time you send me a video, go Lightning McQueen fast.
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Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.
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To be really hammered to the point of not wanting another drink because you will either fall or puke but having another drink anyway. When you do this you know your going to be extremely drunk but you keep drinking anyway.
John: Bro I cant have another drink I am just too hammered I can barely stand
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
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1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
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