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A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.
You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.
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The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.
Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."
Person 2- "WTF"
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Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.
Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.
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Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.
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A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!
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To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
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A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
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