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Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
Michael is literally Hitler
Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler
A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.
“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
Michael is the most intelligent person ever. He will always be by your side when your days are rainy. When he there by your side those rainy days are gone because of him. He’s my bestest friend I ever had. He always find a way to make me smile and laugh. He’s extremely loyal. But including girls broke his heart many times but he learned from it. When he learned from it he warned me. Because he never wants the same thing happening to you. Michael is an Amazing person, very kind, helpful, etc. Everything about him is perfect he’ll never break your heart into pieces like the others. Keep him forever you need him and he needs you. You can see his eyes shining bright in the light but be careful when looking at his eyes he sees you!!! But KEEP HIM FOREVER 💕♾🤞
Michael is AMAZING 🥺😁 NO NEED FOR EXAMPLES
A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
he is the sweetest guy I've ever met, always tries to cheer me up, he's the funniest clown who makes me choke on laughter, hes got the most addictive personality ever like from his voice/laugh to his stupid comments, i wanna spend every second w him. if u ever want a lil bitch ass nerd w some good dick, get yoself a michael. ill never love anyone more than I love my Mikey Wikey
Michael: *exists*
me: *falls in love*
Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
You: you helped me more than my therapist.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
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Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.