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When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
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A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.
"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."
A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.
B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
Tony Montana Syndrome
A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!
B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys
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The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?
Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
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A defunct real estate scam on the North side of Lone Peak. Usually the snow blows away and the terrain is mostly flat except for the headwaters which is usually windfucked rock. After being bailed out by taxpayers to the tune of a bllion or so dollars it was purchased for pennies on the dollar by another real estate company. Purported to be more soulful then the neighboring resort, the truth is that only skiers who can't hang at Bridger end up here. It is also the place Bridger locals go to shame the real estate agents posing as ski bums by winning the extreme comp every year.
I am a huge corporate sellout pretending to be soulful so I ski at moonlight Basin Montana
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In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount
Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro
James: Dude, that's kinda weak..
Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.
Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.