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windfucked

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

by krissyanthamum December 11, 2011

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windfucker

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

by Hieronimo November 3, 2006

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WindFuck

When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked

Whoa what happened to you

Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck

by MarineMann1031 June 24, 2011

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windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 19, 2006

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narcissistic windfuck

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018