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Someone who is a silly muffin is someone who is a silly muffin. It is not an insult, so much as a observation about someone.
A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.
"I go around town wishing people a nice day"
"you're a silly muffin"
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A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.
Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.
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The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!
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(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.
Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.
It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.
I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
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1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
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when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.
that woman has some huge boob muffins
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an endearing term for one's pet cat.
I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"
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