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National hoodie day is April 7th. Wearing hoodies show that girls don’t have to wear tight clothes and don’t have to be a slut.
Madison: Hey! It’s national hoodie day!
Ally: Im so glad I don’t have to be a slut!
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U give any guy a free blow job but don't tell
I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums:) so happy national blowjob day
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April 12th is the national day to give blowjobs
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
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Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day
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February 1st is national weezer day.
Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st, national weezer day."
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Where on this day at the bus stop or lunch time(any time you with your baby)kiss them and hug them.
Baby: Hey it's National Kiss Day
Girlfriend: Yeah we should make out
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March 21st is an unofficial National Holiday for every bad ass women we know in our lives named Alexis. Its not Lexi. Its not Alex. Its Alexis, Bitch.
"Happy National Alexis Day!"
"Thanks! The only thing that would make this day better is if this was a week long holiday!"
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