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To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
when something can be used as unsettling lubricant
"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"
The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.
Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.
Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.
Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman